The latest buzz round MAN v FAT soccer (what’s MAN v FAT Soccer?) has bought us enthusiastic about what our dream staff may seem like – the footballing legends of our youth who, regardless of having succumbed to the dreaded center aged unfold, might nonetheless present the children a factor or two about good kind.
MAN v FAT Soccer performs six-a-side, so our staff right here consists of 4 rolling subs, giving us ten gamers in whole. We requested the blokes over on the discussion board to place their heads collectively and decide their man for every place and that is what we got here up with.
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GK – Neville Southall
The previous Everton goalie is Wales’ most capped participant. I do know this as a result of he gave an meeting at my college. That’s simply how issues go down in Wales, it’s a reasonably small nation. As of late he’s taking over a bit extra room between the sticks, however that’s certainly no dangerous factor?
DEF – Neil Ruddock
As Admin would have it, “A tricky participant in his time, now, properly, softer throughout.” Sadly, this image proves this.
MID – John Barnes
Because the Bard as soon as quoth:
“You’ve bought to carry and provides,
However do it on the proper time.
You might be sluggish or quick
However you have to get to the road”
We’d wager the England hero isn’t as quick as he was once, however we wouldn’t wager towards him attending to that line.
MID – Ronaldinho
It’s all relative, isn’t it – proper now I’d be fairly joyful to be in this type of form, however for the as soon as extraordinarily skinny Brazilian (fnarr) he’s trying as if there’s extra junk within the trunk. Nonetheless, if he will get bored of retirement, we’d snap him up in a heartbeat.
FWD – Robbie Fowler
We might all stay in a Robbie Fowler home, however will we all eat on the similar desk? One for French thinker Eric Cantona to puzzle over. Criticised for his health at numerous factors in his profession, the person Liverpool followers named God is nonetheless one of many highest objective scorers in Premier League historical past.
FWD – Andrew Cole
Little bit of a cheat chances are you’ll suppose, because the artist previously referred to as Andy Cole has gained weight because of kidney issues, however there’s no person we’d quite see on this place than this formidable, legendary striker.
SUBS
GK – Kevin Pressman
Not like a number of the different gamers on the dream staff, former Sheffield Wednesday keeper Kev was deemed obese all through his profession, proving that peak situation for skilled play isn’t confined to the slim preconceptions of physicality that may spring to thoughts after we consider athletes. Not that that is how the followers expressed the sentiment from the stands.
FWD – Micky Quinn
Typically referred to as Sumo, although we choose to consider him as Bob Carolges *spit* (ask your dad to clarify this reference) Quinn by no means let the taunts of the gang put him off – certainly, as one of many chants had it, “He’s fats, he’s spherical, he scores at each floor”.
FWD – Maradona
Quickly to be performed by Ian McShane within the upcoming sequel to Escape To Victory*, the legendary ball handler is at the moment in higher form than he has been, an inspiration to any former professional refusing to let himself go.
FWD – Ronaldo
“Which Ronaldo?”, because the query is usually requested. “The fats one,” the reply usually comes. Unhappy occasions.
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*This film at the moment exists solely in my creativeness, till Sylvester Stallone reads this after which we’ll get the ball rolling.
