Nicola Sturgeon’s Sister Clarifies She’s “Not Psychic”
Up in Scotland, Nicola Sturgeon’s sister Gillian has lastly settled the query of whether or not the Sturgeon household possess psychic powers. Given Nicola’s obvious skill to learn the minds of the Scottish citizens each time she mentions independence, this had lengthy been a floated conspiracy. Now, nonetheless, the reality emerges.
Taking to her public Fb web page final evening, Gillian posted a livid riposte to her critics after claiming she had dreamt of Deborah James’ loss of life the evening earlier than her passing:
“Simply to clear up. I posted concerning the passing of a stupendous lady the opposite day.
⚠️⚠️⚠️There was nothing psychic within the submit.
I had a dream as a result of I used to be desirous about her that day.
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Anybody that thinks ( solely the bullies ) that my submit was something to do with being psychic are deranged.
I AM NOT PSYCHIC !!!!!
By no means have been. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Now candy goals & I would dream tonight that Scotland win the referendum…. Oh however everybody is aware of that would be the case anyway !!!!”
It will come as a disappointment to the SNP, who will presumably now need to depend on precise knowledge to find out the “settled will” of Scotland…
