Simply after we thought it was secure on our streets once more the Tories vote within the new Thatcher: Liz (don’t) Truss(t). Folks might freeze or starve to loss of life, Putin has unleashed his field of frogs on the Ukraine. What may very well be worse? Sure, you’ve guessed it: The Very Finest Of Evil Blizzard! Jesus. How low are you able to go? Wayne AF Carey unleashes extra distress with a press launch that can chill you to the bone…
Crackedankles Information is kind of proud to announce the discharge of ‘The Very Finest Of Evil Blizzard’ on vinyl and obtain launched on 1st October. Pre gross sales can be found per week earlier than right here.
Nevertheless Evil Blizzard being Evil Blizzard, it has completely no music on it in any respect. Not even a groove within the vinyl.
“Its a press release on the obsessive nature all of us have. As collectors or completists its a part of human nature to hoard and want product, even when it’s pointless. We’ve been requested a number of occasions to launch a compilation and we didn’t see the purpose – it’s all accessible on tax dodging streaming websites and the individuals who purchase our data may have the tracks already. So let’s launch completely nothing, and cost individuals for the privilege.’
The obtain options eight tracks of full silence. The vinyl doesn’t even have that.
The vinyl comes with a restricted version display printed and spray painted artwork print by Filthydirty from the band, and likewise comes with a badge that claims ‘I’ve bought extra money than sense’.
There’s, nonetheless, one single copy that shall be despatched at random to one of many first 100 purchasers that options ‘the perfect of Evil Blizzard’ on vinyl. Because the band couldn’t determine which tracks ought to go on a compilation, this distinctive vinyl copy options each single Evil Blizzard tune performed concurrently (which can also be included as a bonus monitor on the obtain, and unsurprisingly sounds terrible).
Any income from the album – if any – shall be donated to The Trussell Belief which helps the sadly rising variety of Meals Banks throughout the UK.
The band are taking part in a small quantity of gigs in assist of the discharge the place they guarantee us they are going to really play ‘music’.
September eleventh – Onboard The Craft Pageant, Bromsgrove (headline)
October twenty eighth – Tomorrow’s Ghosts Pageant, Whitby
November twelfth – The Brudenell, Leeds
December sixteenth – Gorilla, Manchester
Phrases by Wayne Carey, Evaluations Editor for Louder Than Struggle. His writer profile is right here
