Civil Servants Given Lesson in Avoiding Procrastination… Throughout Work Hours
Classes in crystal therapeutic, Q&As with witches, how to not tweet, numerous LGBTQIA+ lectures: simply among the many examples of how taxpayer money is thrown round within the Civil Service these days. Such is the issue of fatigue and sluggish productiveness that Boris appointed Jacob Rees-Mogg as a close to full-time minister to take care of the issue on the final reshuffle. Guido now is aware of for sure mandarins are taking absolutely the mickey: a mole within the Northern Irish Civil Service has come throughout an occasion being marketed for civil servants on the best way to “beat procrastination”. Throughout work hours…
The occasion, set to happen subsequent Wednesday from 11am to 12pm, will train our beleaguered and demoralised house working public servants the best way to keep away from “laying aside a activity”, after which feeling pressured consequently:
“On this session. Mary Curran from Encourage will show you how to to:
- determine areas the place you procrastinate and why you’re feeling like you don’t have any time
- discover the self-limiting beliefs and excuses which might be holding you again
- determine the three high areas that want your consideration
- discover completely different instruments to higher handle your time
- discover your focus”
If any civil servants discover procrastination such a problem, Guido shall be more than pleased to take your title and suggest you for the primary swathe of sackings within the forthcoming authorities austerity drive…
