We have been despatched one thing disturbing just lately. It’s from a coaching course civil servants are being despatched on by the Scottish Authorities.
As you’ll be able to see, one of many websites that employees are directed to is one thing referred to as The Trans Language Primer. We thought it’s best to see a few of its content material.
(That is Jonah, btw. He/xim/thxy/q*e?m works for you.)
Now on with the present.
Brace yourselves, gang, there’s a-gonna be some triggerin’. Let’s open with a doozy.
Bear in mind: your taxes are paying for this.
Apparently “Gender Essential” is now a “difficult, problematic or inaccurate” time period.
You understand how you thought women and men had distinctive organic attributes that made them completely different from one another? The Scottish Authorities needs its employees to know that that is an “outdated understanding of intercourse”.
“True Trans” is an offensive time period (therefore the quotemarks), however oddly calling individuals you don’t like “Truscum” is ok. We hope you’re taking notes, there’ll be a take a look at later.
So far as we are able to inform, just about everyone seems to be homosexual by this definition.
Scottish Authorities coverage, readers. You bear in mind it from the SNP manifesto, proper?
Saying somebody is on hearth now’s bigoted. You need to say “flame-gifted”.
That is the whole W part. There isn’t any entry for “lady”.
There’s one for “trans lady”, in fact, however it defines it by way of a lady, which isn’t outlined, so there’s no method of figuring out what they really imply by it.
“This time period is deliberately laborious to outline.”
We’ve learn this one by means of fairly a couple of instances now, people, and to be completely trustworthy with you we’ve received nothing.
We suppose this implies “regular”.
Wait, “HIS associate”? This feels like some fairly enbyphobic misgendering to us.
OMG WTF LOL.
Coming to a roadsign close to you quickly. (If you understand anyplace providing lessons in Queer Signal Language, please tell us. We are going to significantly pay you to go on one.)
Congratulations in the event you’re nonetheless with us at this level.
Gordon Ramsay: comparatively masculine.
That is how fundamentalist Christians speak about evolution.
Verify your blanket privilege, readers. And throw out all of your denims until you have got express permission from German Jewish Individuals to put on them.
You realize, like how “bicycle” means “automobile with any variety of wheels over 1”.
Translation: “A person who thinks he’s a lady however who everybody is aware of is a person.”
Because you’re in all probability creating the oppressed type of neurodivergence often known as “loony fatigue” at this level, we’ll wrap it up. With the intention to keep away from necessary removing to a Scottish Authorities re-education facility within the close to future we urge you to review the Trans Language Primer for your self and select a couple of of your personal favourites, however we’ll take only one extra.
So, to recap: the Scottish Authorities is utilizing your cash to indoctrinate anybody who works for it into the idea that organic intercourse – the factor which is accountable for each single human on Earth being alive – is a falsehood created by the medical institution to oppressively reinforce white supremacy and unfairly exclude males from ladies’s sports activities.
We’ll let you know the reality, pals, there are occasions nowadays after we’re actually struggling to recollect why we wished independence. However we’re fairly certain it wasn’t for this.
