The Cool Greenhouse squeeze out* one other new video and music ‘Get Unjaded’ because the third teaser for forthcoming ‘Sod’s Toastie’ album out in November 2022
Neglect self-expression! Neglect sentimentality! / Neglect the Gods, overlook freedom, overlook offline actuality!
It looks like solely twelve days in the past we premiered I Misplaced My Head by the Cool Greenhouse.
Who?
The Cool Greenhouse – lo-fi, proper-indie, post-punk, weirdos treading the advantageous line between ‘novelty’ and self-deprecating genius. (Ged Babey -Louder Than Battle).
Nope.
The Cool Greenhouse – one of the best outsider band round. Most individuals will hate them – however the Hip Geeks know they’re one of the best. (Ged Babey -Louder Than Battle)
Rings a obscure bell..
FFS Quasi. They sound a bit just like the Fall however are ten occasions higher than that different new-ish band who sound a bit just like the Fall.
Ah, them! Yeah, I examine them in the Quietus in 2019!
Right here is the brand new video. Get Unjaded! (now-ah!)
It’s a pleasant old school camcorder fashion job – I requested Tom Greenhouse if he had thought of hiring a neighborhood am-dram troupe to behave out semi-offensive representations of the working-classes to make the video palatable to a smug Uni drop out demographic?
LOL he stated, Don’t be ridiculous he stated. That might simply present us up as fake-indie careerists. He didn’t say this, I made it up, however he most likely would.
The sprechenzee lyrics are nice stuff as traditional:
Praying to Sally Webster and watching God on the TV / Can’t cook dinner, gained’t cook dinner, tin foil’s solely good for hats lately / Display-time’s the brand new sustenance, that’s what Simon says.
Zoning out watching Youtube movies on the way to suck eggs
Googling questions like: “Ought to I begin microdosing?”
ASMR slime is ready to enter the Oxford English dictionary in 2023 as ‘phrase of the yr’ – nicely it could if I had my approach.
Modifying this piece in my lunch hour at work (sure, I’ve a day-job and do that for ‘enjoyable’) I instantly realised that any boss wanting over my shoulder would see a lamprey illuminated by a florescent inexperienced background wanting worryingly like a severed penis clever displayed … so if i’m sacked it’s all the fault of the titular Simon who appears to have misplaced his pet lamprey / His solely type of intimacy all through the entire of final yr…
The forthcoming album, God’s Toastie is fuckin’ ace by the way in which. Pre-order now and giggle when lesser bands fail to win the Mercury Prize as a result of they are going to by no means perceive that outsider music* isn’t beloved by the general public at massive….
The Cool Greenhouse Hyperlink-Tree – consists of movies, pre-order album and gig tickets
UK Tour Dates // January 2022
sixteenth January 2023 – Jericho Tavern, Oxford
seventeenth January 2023 – Voodoo Daddys, Norwich
nineteenth January 2023 – Bodega, Nottingham
twentieth January 2023- Sure, Manchester
twenty first January 2023 – Stereo, Glasgow
twenty second January 2023 – Harmonium, Edinburgh
twenty fourth January 2023 – The Adelphi, Hull
twenty fifth January 2023 – The Alternate, Bristol
twenty sixth January 2023 – Studio 9294, London
twenty seventh January 2023 – Patterns, Brighton
then masses in Europe
All phrases Ged Babey with press launch content material and voices in my head in italics.
NB. I cannot use the phrase ‘indie’ apropos first rate independent-music-outside-of-the-mainstream and I cannot say ‘drop’ as an alternative of launch… therefore ‘plop’ and ‘squeeze out’… name me old school… (GB)
